Born to Shop, Forced to Work Sticker

Retail therapy > real responsibility.
This sticker is for the chronic cart-fillers and impulse buyers who just happen to also hold down a full-time job (unfortunately). Stick it where it hurts—your laptop, planner, or whatever item you're using to avoid shopping online right now.

Features & Details:

• Approx. 3" x 2.5"
• Premium matte vinyl – Soft finish, bold colors
• Easy peel backing – Because nobody has time for sticker struggle
• Durable finish – Holds up to daily chaos
• Satisfies your urge to shop without spending $300 at Target
• Note: This sticker is water-resistant, not waterproof. Please avoid soaking or dishwashing.

Perfect for:

– Retail addicts trapped in a 9–5
– Personal finance failures (with great taste)
– Sassy planners, notebooks, or phones
– Your most overqualified shopping buddy

Because capitalism said no, but your Target haul said yes.