Fork Off - Lined Notepad

For when your day is going off the rails, and you need to write it all down before you throw hands.

This lined notepad features the ever-iconic “FORK OFF” headline and a beautifully unbothered bird-flipping fork. With structured lines and zero tolerance for BS, it's the perfect place to vent, plan, or pretend to be professional.

From snarky to-do lists to notes you’ll never look at again, this notepad makes every task feel slightly more tolerable—and significantly more stabby.

Want it personalized?

This item can be customized just for you. I’ve included an example photo so you can see what personalization looks like, but if you’ve got something a little different in mind—just ask! I’m happy to tweak it to fit your vibe.

Features & Details:

• 5" x 7" Tear-away pages notepad
• 50 sheets
• 28# smooth, bright white paper
• Premium coating for a silky writing experience
• Chipboard backing for stability
• Glued at the top edge

Perfect for:

– Coworkers who say what everyone’s thinking
– Sarcastic list-makers and sassy planners
– Office warriors running low on patience and pens
– People who laugh through the rage
– Anyone who needs their notepad to match their mood

Because sometimes productivity needs a little profanity.