Fork Off Pocket Notebook

The official notebook of “Nope.” Because sometimes, that’s the whole mood.

This bold little blue notebook features a real fork flipping the bird and the delightfully direct phrase “Fork Off.” It’s small, sassy, and ready to help you document all the things that deserve your barely-contained irritation.

From passive-aggressive meeting notes to petty little to-dos, this spiral-bound sidekick is here for your chaotic brilliance—judgment-free and fully caffeinated.

Whether you're gifting it, using it, or just clutching it during your next “try me” moment, this notebook does not disappoint.

Want it personalized?

This item can be customized just for you. I’ve included an example photo so you can see what personalization looks like, but if you’ve got something a little different in mind—just ask! I’m happy to tweak it to fit your vibe.

Features & Details:

• 3.5” x 5.5” – Pocket-sized and portable
• 60 sheets / 120 lined pages
• 24# premium uncoated paper – thicker than regular copy paper, smooth to write on without being slippery
• Sturdy chipboard backing for note-taking anywhere
• Double-loop wire binding – lays flat or flips all the way around
• Heavy 140 lb cardstock cover with a clear PVC overlay for durability

This little notebook is the perfect compact size to fit in pockets, purses, or desk drawers. It's great for notes, lists, rants, or spontaneous strokes of brilliance. This is a perfect gift for coworkers, stressed-out friends, or anyone who loves a bit of sarcastic flair. And it's made to last, even when you’re ready to snap.

When words fail... let the fork do the talking.