Fork That Shit Pocket Notebook

Need a little forking humor to survive the chaos? This sassy little notebook features a real fork flipping the bird and the bold phrase “Fork That Shit.” It’s the perfect sidekick for anyone who’s had enough—and isn’t afraid to show it.

Whether you’re venting at work, jotting down to-dos with attitude, or gifting it to your favorite sarcastic friend, this compact notebook brings the perfect dose of snarky relief.

Want it personalized?

This item can be customized just for you. I’ve included an example photo so you can see what personalization looks like, but if you’ve got something a little different in mind—just ask! I’m happy to tweak it to fit your vibe.

Features & Details:

• 3.5” x 5.5” – Pocket-sized and portable
• 60 sheets / 120 lined pages
• 24# premium uncoated paper – thicker than regular copy paper, smooth to write on without being slippery
• Sturdy chipboard backing for note-taking anywhere
• Double-loop wire binding – lays flat or flips all the way around
• Heavy 140 lb cardstock cover with a clear PVC overlay for durability

This little notebook is the perfect compact size to fit in pockets, purses, or desk drawers. It's great for notes, lists, rants, or spontaneous strokes of brilliance. This is a perfect gift for coworkers, stressed-out friends, or anyone who loves a bit of sarcastic flair. And it's made to last, even when you’re ready to snap.

When words fail... let the fork do the talking.