I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Sticker

Passive-aggressive is a second language.
Put this one on display so people know exactly what dialect you’ll be using in meetings.

Features & Details:

• Approx. 3" x 2.5"
• Premium matte vinyl – Soft finish, bold colors
• Easy peel backing – Because nobody has time for sticker struggle
• Durable finish – Holds up to daily chaos
• Perfectly readable between sighs and smirks
• Note: This sticker is water-resistant, not waterproof. Please avoid soaking or dishwashing.

Perfect for:

– Work besties with sharp tongues
– Planners, mirrors, laptops, and folders of ignored tasks
– Customer service professionals barely hanging on
– Those who can’t say what they’re thinking... so they stick it

Because silence is golden, but sarcasm is cheaper. And funnier.