My Dog and I Talk Sh*t Pocket Notebook 3.5"x5.5"

For the people whose dog is absolutely part of the commentary.
This pocket notebook brings petty little joy, a knowing laugh, and the exact kind of emotional support only a funny dog notebook can deliver.

Featuring a grinning illustrated brown dog beside the phrase “My dog and I talk shit about you” on a light blue background, this notebook is made for sarcastic dog lovers, chaos gremlins, and anyone who appreciates a joke with a little bite. Keep it in your bag, on your desk, or nearby for notes, to-do lists, unhinged observations, and whatever else deserves to be written down with attitude.

Features:

• Size:  3.5" x 5.5”
• 60 sheets / 120 pages
• 24# premium uncoated paper
• Sturdy chipboard backing
• Double-loop wire binding
• Glossy vinyl cover with a clear protective overlay

Want it personalized?
This item can be customized just for you. An example photo is included to show personalization, but if you have something specific in mind—just ask. I’m happy to tweak it to fit your vibe.

Perfect for

• Dog lovers with a sarcastic sense of humor
• Jotting down lists, notes, reminders, and mildly judgmental thoughts
• Funny gifts for dog moms, dog dads, coworkers, and best friends
• Anyone who loves bold, cheeky stationery with personality