My Dog and I talk Shit Notepad

Your dog already clocked the vibe.

This notepad brings the exact kind of petty little validation that makes a chaotic day more tolerable. With the bold phrase “My dog and I talk shit about you,” a happy cartoon dog at the top, and a paw print with a heart at the bottom, it’s made for people who like their desk accessories a little unhinged and a lot more fun.

Want it personalized?

This item can be customized just for you. I’ve included an example photo so you can see what personalization looks like, but if you’ve got something a little different in mind—just ask! I’m happy to tweak it to fit your vibe.

Features & Details:

• 5" x 7" Tear-away pages notepad
• 50 sheets
• 28# smooth, bright white paper
• Premium coating for a silky writing experience
• Chipboard backing for stability
• Glued at the top edge

Perfect for:

• Dog people with a sharp sense of humor and zero interest in pretending otherwise
• Funny desk notes, petty to-do lists, reminders, and daily chaos
• Gifting to a dog mom, dog dad, coworker, or best friend who gets the joke
• Anyone who loves bold, sarcastic stationery with a playful cartoon touch

Because sometimes, love has four legs and a wagging tail.