Welcome to the Shitshow Desk Set

Your desk deserves chaos coordination with flair.

The Welcome to the Shitshow Desk Set brings together three fan-favorite products in one perfectly unhinged bundle:

Weekly Planner (8.5” x 11”) – A full-page spread to wrangle Monday–Friday with space for notes and “accomplishments” (real or sarcastic).

Notepad (5” x 7”) – 50 tear-off sheets with 7 rotating designs, including “Please Hesitate to Reach Out” and “Shitshow Supervisor.” Perfect for quick notes, snarky reminders, or passive-aggressive desk drops.

Sticker Sheet (5” x 7”) – 7 bold designs to slap on laptops, notebooks, or unsuspecting coworkers. Think: Allergic to Mondays, Full of Sarcasm, Coffee & Cuss Words, and more.

Whether you’re the Shitshow Supervisor or just trying to survive the workweek, this desk set keeps you organized and entertained. Equal parts practical and petty.

Features & Details:

Weekly Planner: 52 sheets, premium 28# smooth paper, chipboard backing, wire-bound, lays flat
Notepad: 50 tear-off sheets, 7 rotating designs, chipboard backing
Sticker Sheet: 7 die-cut stickers on a glossy 5” x 7” sheet
Vibrant, snarky, and HR-questionable in the best way
Perfect for office gifts, coworker surprises, or self-proclaimed chaos coordinators

Want it personalized?

This set can be customized just for you. I’ve included an example photo so you can see what personalization looks like, but if you’ve got something a little different in mind—just ask! I’m happy to tweak it to fit your vibe.

Perfect For:

Work besties who live for sarcasm
Bosses who appreciate brutal honesty
Desk setups that need a humor upgrade
Gifting when “scented candles” won’t cut it