Welcome to the Shitshow Desk Planner

Welcome aboard the hot mess express. This 52-sheet weekly notepad is your new survival tool for managing chaos, keeping track of the madness, and pretending you’ve got it together.

Personalize it with your name — from “Heather’s Shitshow” to “Tom’s Weekly Dumpster Fire.” Equal parts functional and unhinged, this notepad makes productivity feel a little more honest.

Features & Details:

Size: 8.5” x 11” – full-page weekly spread
52 sheets – one for every glorious week of the year
Premium 28# smooth paper – thick, bright white, and a dream to write on
Sturdy chipboard backing – stands strong against Monday chaos
Double-loop wire binding – lays flat in any disaster zone
Personalizable – add a name or title at the top

Layout Includes:

Daily task checkboxes (Monday–Friday)
Dedicated Notes section
Space to track Accomplishments (or sarcastic wins)

Perfect For:

Work besties who thrive in chaos
Cube dwellers with a sense of humor
Petty revenge productivity gifts
Anyone fueled by coffee, cussing, and chaos